student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
i think squidward has some kinks that nobody has talked about
(Source: spongebob-daily, via profashionall)